you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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