the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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