Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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