Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Come see our sink grown plant.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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