when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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