I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
handjob tips. give me some.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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