Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize