Porn is love you can see.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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