I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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