how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The uberlube is also flammable
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
