At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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