ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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