Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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