Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
His nipple licking is glorious
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