You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
be right there i have to get my cape
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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