"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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