we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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