Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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