I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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