i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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