how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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