I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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