I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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