I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
