I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
third nipple confirmed
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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