i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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