can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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