But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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