you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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