I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Michael Bay diarrhea
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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