well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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