Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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