I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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