I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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