Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
wow bdsm is so cute
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