I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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