Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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