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• (850): View more from Florida

  come over anyways, right now, right this second

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  it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying

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  wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation

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• (209): View more from California

  Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...

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  Are you serious?

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  yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.

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• (818): View more from California

  I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.

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  Turns out it's a fake number.

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• (516): View more from New York

  As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.

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