Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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