you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.