Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
