brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You're so nebulous sometimes
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's blow job season.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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