how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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