sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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