'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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