My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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