Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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