i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
