you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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