Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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