Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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