weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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