Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Thank you for not boning my boss.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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