Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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