babies were throwing up all over the place
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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