does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Are we still banned from the library?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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