school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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