The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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