Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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