Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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